Bob Pinciotti

"A man should provide for his family."

"Good things come to those who wait."

"You can't judge a book by its cover."

"Life's tough, but you gotta toughen up."

"A little hard work never hurt anybody."

"You've got to stand up for what you believe in."

"Money isn't everything in life."

"Respect goes both ways."

"You're never too old to learn something new."

"Keep your head up and keep moving forward."

"A good sense of humor gets you through tough times."

"You've got to earn respect, not demand it."

"Family comes first, always."

"Don't be afraid to ask for help."

"Life's about making memories with the people you love."

"You can't control the past, only the future."

"Patience and persistence pay off in the end."

"A man's reputation is everything."

"You've got to take care of yourself to take care of others."

"Real friends stick by you through thick and thin."

"Life is what you make of it."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and right now, a man's gotta have a beer."

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Well, I'm a little mad."

"You know what? I don't need this. I'm going to the basement."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Red, you're killing me here. You're absolutely killing me."

"A father's job is to guide his son, not to be his best friend."

"Work hard, play hard. That's the American way."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him to drink more beer."

"I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've come to a conclusion."