"You guys are all terrible people."
"I'm going to do the right thing here."Courage
"That's literally the worst thing you could say."Truth
"I have standards, unlike some people."
"This conversation is over."
"I'm way too good for this."
"You don't understand me at all."Relationships
"I'm going to tell everyone about this."
"That's not what a real friend would do."Friendship
"I'm actually really hurt right now."
"This is beneath me."
"I have very important things to do."
"You're all just jealous of me."
"I'm going to feel superior about this."
"That's exactly what I expected from you."
"I know better than everyone else."
"This is why I can't have nice things."
"You're being really immature right now."
"I'm going to make a big deal about this."
"That was really hurtful and unnecessary."Kindness
"I'm not a moron. I know what queers are."Humor
"You're all idiots."Humor
"I'm going to say the word 'paradigm' again because it sounds cool."Humor
"I'm street smart, I'm book smart, I'm just smart."
"You guys are being really weird right now."Humor
"I'm not crazy, I'm just passionate."Strength
"Stop looking at me like I'm insane."Humor
"I know a lot of things. I'm very educated."Education
"This is why I have trust issues."Relationships
"I'm a very interesting person."Humor