Buster Bluth

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"Gee, Mom. I don't know. Off the hook."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"You're a monster! You're sitting on a throne of lies!"

"I love you so much, Mom."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm not touching anything without a note from my mother."

"You know, I've been in the film and television business for a long time."

"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you go."

"That's not a comeback, that's not a comeback at all."

"I just think it's wonderful that you're back together with your mother."

"I don't think I'm a moron. I think there are some very subtle things going on."

"We should start a business together."

"You know, I've always wanted to be a magician."

"I think I have a lot to offer."

"I'm not going to be ignored, Dan."

"I'm afraid I have some bad news."

"You're a good guy, and I appreciate that."

"I've had a lot of time to think about this."

"Maybe I'm just not cut out for this kind of work."

"I want you to know that I'm very grateful."

"Life is short, and you never know when it's going to end."

"I think the best thing we can do is just move forward."

"You've taught me so much over the years."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I'm not sure what I'm doing."

"That takes real courage, what you did back there."

"I never thought I'd be in this situation."

"You know, I've learned a lot from you."

"I'm going to make this right, no matter what it takes."

"Patience is a virtue I've never had."