"Nature is like, boring"
Nature
"Art is cool if there's like, hot chicks in it"
Art
"Science is like, totally pointless"
Science
"Heh, like music that rocks is all that matters"
Music
"Faith in what? Like, faith in TV?"
Faith
"Leadership is like, being in charge of cool stuff"
Leadership
"Work sucks"
Work
"Dreams are like, whatever man"
Dreams
"Heh heh, that's funny"
Humor
"Beauty is subjective, but like, yeah that chick's hot"
Beauty
"Death? Like, who cares"
Death
"Keep trying at stuff, heh heh"
Perseverance
"Like, you should be grateful for like, having stuff"
Gratitude
"Creativity is like, making cool stuff"
Creativity
"Justice is like, when you win"
Justice
"Patience is for like, old people"
Patience
"Being kind is like, cool I guess"
Kindness
"Strength is like, not being weak"
Strength
"Fear is like, totally lame"
Fear
"Power is like, being cool"
Power
"Money is like, what you need to buy stuff"
Money
"Health is like, whatever man"
Health
"Adventure is like, going places and like, doing stuff"
Adventure
"Imagination is cool for like, video games"
Imagination
"Technology rules because of like, TV and stuff"
Technology
"History is like, boring old stuff"
History
"Philosophy is like, too much thinking"
Philosophy
"Literature is like, reading books which is lame"
Literature
"Politics is like, totally bogus"
Politics
"War is like, cool in video games"
War