Carl Reiner

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you."

"The older you get, the better you understand why people retire."

"Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, but they'll always remember how you made them feel."

"Fear is just False Evidence Appearing Real."

"The only constant in life is change, and taxes."

"To be creative, you must lose the fear of being wrong."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself."

"The secret to staying young is to never stop learning."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, usually the one paying the bill."

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

"The greatest adventure is living a life true to yourself."

"Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to stop thinking about it."

"Happiness is not something you find, it's something you create."

"A good family is a blessing that lasts a lifetime."

"Dreams are what keep us alive."

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."

"Peace is not the absence of conflict, it's the presence of understanding."

"You can't control the past, but you can influence the future."

"The most powerful thing in the universe is kindness."

"Leadership is not about being in charge. It's about taking care of those in your charge."

"Education is the most powerful weapon you can use to change the world."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable."

"Nature doesn't have WiFi, but I promise you, you'll find a better connection."

"Music is the universal language of mankind."

"Faith is believing in something you can't prove."

"Justice delayed is justice denied."

"Science is the best tool we have for understanding the world."

"History repeats itself, but usually with different names."