Carla Tortelli

"Knowledge is power, but common sense is better."

"Time doesn't heal all wounds - a good comeback does."

"The truth hurts, but lies hurt worse."

"Freedom means not having to smile at rude customers."

"Peace is what you get after you've put someone in their place."

"Nature's not my thing, but a good drink is."

"Art is subjective, but my opinions are facts."

"Science explains the world, but it can't explain stupid people."

"Music soothes the savage beast, unless it's bad."

"Faith in yourself is the only religion that matters."

"A real leader doesn't ask permission to speak the truth."

"Work is something you do to pay for the things you actually want."

"Dreams are nice, but reality is where you get results."

"Humor is the best weapon against pretentious people."

"Beauty fades, but a sharp tongue is forever."

"Death is nature's way of telling you to stop complaining."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"Gratitude is nice, but respect is better."

"Creativity is making your own rules and daring others to follow."

"Justice doesn't always come from the law."

"Patience is overrated - action is underrated."

"Kindness is fine, as long as people don't take advantage of it."

"Strength comes from knowing your worth and defending it."

"Fear is just an excuse for cowards."

"Power corrupts, but wisdom guides."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a better life."

"Health is important, but so is enjoying a drink with friends."

"Adventure is for people who've already figured out their life."

"Imagination is what separates interesting people from boring ones."

"Technology is just another way people find to complicate things."