Charlie Brown

"Good grief!"

"I got a rock."

"Rats! I did it again."

"Why is it that everything I do turns into a disaster?"

"I'm a blockhead."

"The world wearies me."

"I'm doomed."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"I can't stand it! I just can't stand it!"

"My stomach hurts from tension."

"I've developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."

"I think I'm afraid of the dark."

"Rats! I struck out again."

"I just don't understand people."

"I'm a coward."

"I got an F on my test. I'm a complete failure."

"Why can't I ever do anything right?"

"I'm too depressed to even smile."

"Maybe I should be a veterinarian instead."

"I can't believe I'm losing to a girl."

"My own dog laughed at me."

"I'll never be able to kick that football."

"I'm not concerned about being liked. I want to be loved."

"Good friends are hard to come by."

"I'm such a blockhead."

"Why does everything always happen to me?"

"I've got to learn to be more aggressive."

"Mediocrity I'm bound to know, you are very aware. But genius? Let us hope... and let us wait."

"The secret to life is just trying to be a good person."