Charlie Brown

"I'm nothing but a scapegoat."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life worth it?'"

"I get depressed just looking at my test paper."

"I'll never understand the opposite sex."

"Why do I always have to be the fall guy?"

"Woe is me!"

"I've got to stop worrying about everything."

"Why is it I'm always wrong and everyone else is always right?"

"I'm a victim of my own ineptitude."

"Maybe there's hope for me after all."

"I'll never be popular."

"What's the point of living if I can't be someone important?"

"I've tried everything and nothing works."

"I'm doomed to failure."

"Somehow I think my life has been a long series of mistakes."

"I guess I'll always be the same old blockhead."

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

"I wonder if I'll ever amount to anything."

"I'm afraid of so many things."

"I'm not asking for much. I just want someone to love me."

"I never win anything."

"I'm a hopeless case."

"Somebody throw me a line before I drown!"

"I'm terrible at baseball!"

"Just one thing would make me happy."

"I'd give anything for one day of popularity."

"I can't seem to do anything right."

"The only real security a person can have is education."

"I'm tired of being kicked around by life."

"Maybe if I try harder things will be different."