Charlie Brown

"Life doesn't make any sense to me."

"I'm too nervous to do anything."

"Maybe there's still hope for me."

"I've got to be more positive."

"I wish I could just disappear."

"Good grief, what am I doing with my life?"

"I got a rock."

"Good grief!"

"Why do I always feel like I'm missing something in life?"

"I'm a blockhead, but I'm an honest blockhead."

"Rats! I missed again."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"

"I think I have a very rare disease called 'Blockheaditis.'"

"No matter what happens, I know I can always count on you to be a friend."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"I'm not depressed... I'm not happy either... I'm just sort of existing."

"The secret to happiness is a short memory."

"I got an F. I never thought I could fail something I didn't study for."

"Why is it that everything I do turns into a disaster?"

"I can't stand it! I just can't stand it!"

"Maybe someday things will be different."

"I'm doomed. I'm completely doomed."

"Isn't it funny how we always expect good things to happen when we really don't deserve them?"

"I think I'm allergic to morning."

"I'm tired of being told what to do."

"Sometimes you get what you deserve, and sometimes you get what you don't deserve."

"I have a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"You know what the secret of life is? It's probably something simple that I'm missing."

"I feel like screaming, but I don't know what to scream about."

"Maybe if I keep trying, someday I'll succeed."