Charlie Brown

"I can't win. I can't even break even."

"What if we're here for some cosmic reason we don't understand?"

"I think I'm having an existential crisis."

"The days go by so fast, don't they?"

"I've got to be more positive. Starting tomorrow."

"Everyone is against me."

"I'm too young to have ulcers."

"Is anyone here a real friend, or are they all just pretending?"

"I don't understand anything anymore."

"Maybe I should try being mean to people. It might work better."

"I'm afraid my stomach isn't going to make it through dinner."

"Life is too short not to enjoy something occasionally."

"I think we're all pretty much alone in this world."

"Why do I always have to be the one who loses?"

"I believe in the Great Pumpkin. I believe in you!"

"Sometimes I think my head is so filled with useless information that there's no room for anything useful."

"The worst thing about getting older is that you remember how things used to be."

"I wonder if I'll ever be happy."

"Maybe I should stop trying. It's less painful."

"I've got to do something to make my life more interesting."

"Does anyone ever really know what they're doing?"

"I think it's time we faced reality: I'm a failure."

"You know what they call a person who always tells the truth? Unemployed."

"Tomorrow I'll be brave."

"Why do good things always happen to bad people?"

"I have to be brave. I just have to be."

"What's the use of learning if you can't pass the test anyway?"

"I just realized something: I'm mediocre."

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

"I wonder if anybody really knows what's going on."