Charlie Brown

"Is it possible to fail a test you didn't study for?"

"The only way to win is not to lose."

"I've never been confident about anything in my life."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"I just can't stand losing."

"The person who said nothing is impossible never tried to hammer a nail with a banana."

"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am."

"I have to admit, there are some very nice people in the world."

"Five cents, please!"

"I'm the greatest hockey player in the world!"

"No man can be called happy until he is dead."

"I'm in love! I'm in love with the Little Red-Haired Girl!"

"Can you imagine what my life is going to be like as an adult?"

"I can't stand it. I just can't stand it."

"It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game."

"I have to live with myself."

"The world is against me."

"Beware of people who have nothing to lose."

"When you're right, you're right."

"I'm convinced that my stomach is trying to tell me something."

"How can I be expected to remember something that happened ten minutes ago?"

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"A little more crab grass, and my whole lawn will be gone."

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

"I'm worried. Everything I do is wrong."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm being kicked and I don't even know why."

"Why do we have to have wars? Why can't we all just get along?"

"I'm not too smart, I guess."

"Good friends are hard to come by."

"I'm doomed. Everything I touch turns to disaster."