Charlie Brown

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"I hate it when you're right."

"I could eat a horse."

"Going to school is what I hate most."

"I just realized something. I'm a blockhead!"

"The world is against me."

"I am not a blockhead. Well, maybe I am."

"I've learned a valuable lesson today."

"Everything I do is hopeless."

"I'm the only one who doesn't understand anything."

"Come back, you blockhead dog!"

"I'll never be a good baseball player."

"Maybe someday things will be different."

"I can't cope with this."

"That's the way it is in life."

"I'm doomed."

"You're a crab, and you know it."

"I just can't seem to do anything right."

"Big brothers are the crab."

"I would like to be a big league player, but I know I never will."

"I'm the most miserable person in the world."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask myself, 'Is life worth living?' Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, 'Of course it is. Just try some Pizza Rolls!'"

"I think I'm losing my mind."

"That really made me mad."

"I appreciate you trying to help."

"I wonder what would happen if I actually won something."

"She loves me. I'm amazed."

"I've always been sort of a blockhead."

"My life is filled with despair."

"There's nothing left to do but practice."