Cher Horowitz

"As if I would ever wear a Alaïa as a dress."

"You do not understand the severity of this situation."

"Sporadically I will do volunteer work. Last month I served at the homeless shelter, homeless people are just like us, except they don't have homes."

"I'm not going to let a stupid girl ruin my life."

"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"Balls are such a wichtig part of culture."

"You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet."

"I am fully capable of handling maturity."

"Ew, as if!"

"Sometimes people just don't see the big picture."

"Love is like a big box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"I want to do something good for humanity."

"It does not matter if you like it."

"I don't think my father knows that I'm alive."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"Mr. Hall is a babe and a half."

"Allow me to be frank, it does get better."

"I have a way normal parents can't achieve."

"The most important thing is to find happiness."

"Success is not about being the best, it's about being yourself."

"Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street."

"I'm going to call you back on that one."

"That's so choice."

"Friendship is not about perfection, it's about acceptance."

"Life is what you make it."

"You need a complete makeover, and I'm just the person to do it."

"An A for effort, and an A for appearance."

"I am not a moron."

"Negotiations were my specialty."

"I'm not popular, I'm just selective."