Cher Horowitz

"You don't know me, so just forget about it."

"Sometimes people don't do things for the right reasons."

"You're stranded in the desert without a ride."

"I would die without my video phone."

"This is the '90s, that's like ancient history."

"Daddy's not going to let me starve."

"I'm choosing to make the world a better place."

"It's organic, it came from a farm in Chile and it was considered to be very fresh."

"I can't believe she lost it in the Canyon."

"I'm not a moron, I have never been a moron, I will never be a moron."

"Love always comes with a price tag."

"Relationships are all about trust and communication."

"I'm not going to let anyone ruin my life."

"Success is just a state of mind."

"You need to learn to let go of the past."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it certainly helps."

"I deserve the best, and that's what I'm going to get."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but I'm willing to work on both."

"Life is a popularity contest, and I'm winning."

"The key to happiness is finding the right person to spend it with."

"I'm not perfect, but I'm close enough."

"Dreams don't just happen, you make them happen."

"I believe in destiny, and my destiny is fabulous."

"You can't fake being cultured."

"I have total integrity."

"Adventure is out there, if you're brave enough to find it."

"The world revolves around people like me."

"I'm not shallow, I'm just selective about my friends."

"Art is subjective, but my taste is objective."

"I can handle the pressure."