Cher Horowitz

"It's like, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how hot you look."

"I can't focus on homework when my heart is breaking."

"Did you have an orgasm?"

"I'm a hip, busy kind of girl."

"Thank god I'm wealthy."

"Josh is going through a phase right now."

"You would never believe the things I have to deal with."

"I don't do homework because it's bad for my nails."

"Let's face it, it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"I wish we could all get along."

"You're like a Monet - from far away it's okay but up close it's a big old mess."

"I was surfing the net before the internet."

"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been renting forever."

"I have documentation of the fact that I'm not a moron."

"My sources say never."

"The fact that you broke your collarbone doing something stupid doesn't make it less humiliating."

"I'm having a personal crisis. You should focus on the dress."

"My hair is big because it's full of secrets."

"Teachers are not here to be my friends."

"The Cranberries are playing. I'm so happy I could just pee."

"I would die for Alaïa."

"These are not just cut-offs. These are Alaïa."

"I have to go to the mall. It's an emergency."

"See you at school. If I go."

"Whatever happens, I'm sure it will be fabulous."

"I have a feeling we're going to be great friends."

"You're probably just going through a phase."

"Have you ever seen my Jeep? It seats 7."

"I don't know how to say this. But the party starts at 8."

"As if there's going to be a next time."