Cher Horowitz

"I'm not just a girl in a dress."

"You wear last season's fashion."

"I have a responsibility to the school."

"This is my life, my world, my universe."

"Everything is fine, I'm a very capable woman."

"Daddy doesn't want me to fail."

"I am not going to be stuck in my clothes all day."

"I just need one chance to prove I'm smart."

"It could happen."

"At least I'm not a liar."

"I don't need advice about my personal life."

"Whatever, like the world stops because your life is hard."

"I deserve better than this."

"You're going to stand there and tell me you don't know what I'm talking about?"

"I have more important things to worry about."

"As if! I would never."

"You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet."

"I'm surfing the information superhighway!"

"Sporadically."

"I have a way of making the most of things."

"Calling her Grandma is going to make me sound like I'm one foot in the grave myself."

"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"I could sculpt my calves into a man's face."

"Ew, as if anybody's watching us."

"That's so sweet, you're like a puppy."

"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"She's my friend because we both love shopping and neither of us has suffered through a childhood trauma."

"Well, you seem like a nice girl, I'd hate to lose you to a social disease."

"Do you know how much a Chanel is?"