"I had a very good year... academically."
Education
"I don't think my father would let me borrow the Jeep."
Family
"Suck-ups are the lowest form of life."
Truth
"I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."
Life
"Just buggin'."
Humor
"You're a smart guy, I'd hate to see you throw it away."
Wisdom
"Isn't that neat?"
Happiness
"I am not going to sit around and wait for some guy to give me an orgasm."
"She's all bumpy and gross, OK?"
Humor
"I'm totally buggin'."
Humor
"Anything you can do to improve natural coloring, I think is a good move."
Beauty
"Hello, you wore the same dress to school yesterday."
Humor
"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."
Justice
"I could never love a man with bad shoes."
"You're all wannabes."
Truth
"Tai would be a monet."
Creativity
"My Daddy is a litigator. Those are like super powerful lawyers."
Power
"The real world is not a place you want to know about."
Wisdom
"Why should I listen to you anyway? You're like, the yearbook picture of a Breckin Meyer movie."
Humor
"You know what Daddy is? He's like, a really important guy."
Family
"I don't know how, but I know that it's your fault."
Humor
"I am not a moron. I'm only an amoral one."
"Sometimes people don't always say what they mean."
Truth
"Being a single parent is like, a full-time job."
Family
"Anything inappropriate, I'm not like, available."
"This is my woman. We were just bonding."
Friendship
"You go to the bathroom, you come back and he's got this weird look on his face."
Relationships
"I get kinda tense around livestock."
Humor
"Somebody stop me!"
Humor
"I changed my hairstyle so many times I don't even recognize myself."
Change