Cher Horowitz

"De-lovely is a word? I didn't know that."

"You can't just ask people why they're white, Amber."

"I was not invited. I'm making an appearance."

"Alright, so you're probably going through a phase right now."

"I think we should all just get along."

"No actually, that would be an incredible waste of my time."

"I'm trying to save the ozone."

"You could do so much better."

"It's like a Noxzema commercial."

"I am the lock on the door, she is the key that opens my soul."

"He's a lawyer with the same last name as a fabric softener."

"I actually earned my own money."

"I'm not a quitter."

"Hello, you can't just waltz into the mall and expect me to help you find an outfit."

"This is an Alaïa, not a Kmart special."

"You know how picky I am about my friends."

"I'm totally steeped in '90s street culture."

"I have a way of making things work out."

"Isn't he just gorgeous?"

"I don't excel in any field."

"We should do something productive."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only an amoral one."

"Searching for a boy in high school is like a sociological nightmare."

"I'm developing a problem here."

"You know it's funny because I'm the only one who sees this."

"I think I should be a do-gooder."

"Maybe you should take a look outside the box."

"I know they're not really his pants, but they look good."

"Honey, you're going to ruin your nails."

"We could acquire her, then transform her into an adorable girl."