Cher Horowitz

"I am the nastiest skank b*tch in this school."

"Ugh, as if! Like I would ever."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing anything strenuous."

"Daddy, I got my GPA up to a 4.0!"

"I feel horrible about what happened."

"That was way harsh, Tai."

"She could be a farmer in those clothes."

"I am not a moron. I am only 16."

"To the Cranbrook pool, duh."

"That's so typical, cause 'cause they have EXCELLENT coke-whores."

"You know how picky I am about my nails."

"Most people don't look like Cindy Crawford."

"I love Mariah Carey and I love Coolio."

"If you don't have a really great relationship with your parents, you will."

"I'm not a princess! I'm a Valley girl."

"It's like, okay, if you don't have a good relationship with your parents, you're always going to be messed up."

"You can't help but notice that she has a butt that is all business in the front and party in the back."

"Whatever!"

"I have to go to the bathroom."

"Ew, he's getting his chest waxed."

"I was thinking about you the whole time."

"This is the style."

"I'm not going to let one mistake ruin our friendship."

"Tardiness is not something I do."

"Anything you can lose on a bet is not worth having."

"She's my friend. She knows how important it is to me."

"That's not a word, that's an acronym."

"I was just doing it for charity."

"You don't know me. You only know you don't like me."