Cher Horowitz

"Ugh, as if!"

"I'm totally going to bail."

"You know what they put on French fries in France? Mayonnaise."

"Match my outfit and I'll answer your question."

"I'm raising my grade. I'll do a paper."

"Do you know what happens to you? You throw up and die."

"I feel like such a heifer."

"These shoes are not a mistake."

"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."

"I need to find my place at this school."

"You're a Monet."

"Get off me!"

"Why am I even listening to you?"

"I need a vacation."

"You think I'm a snob."

"I would absolutely positively never do that."

"Nothing's worse than having people dislike you."

"I have given a lot of power to this school."

"You know how it is - you're not a moron, you're only spiritual."

"Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe you're not an idiot."

"I would never wear that outfit."

"That's so two seconds ago."

"I feel like a bad mother."

"We should do something charitable."

"I'm not a moron. I'm spiritual."

"That's just my way of saying I care."

"Life isn't fair, Daddy."

"I'm not going to let some kid with zits ruin my summer."

"People don't give me enough credit for my brains."

"You know I've never been to Valley Vector before."