Cliff Clavin

"Adventure is waiting in every neighborhood I deliver to."

"Imagination helps you envision what's inside the packages you're carrying."

"Technology has made postal work more efficient, but less personal."

"History will remember postal workers as the backbone of civilization."

"Philosophy and the postal service both seek to understand the human condition."

"Literature should dedicate more pages to the heroes of mail delivery."

"Politics and postal workers go hand in hand more than most realize."

"War would be impossible to conduct without reliable mail communication."

"Motivation comes from knowing that your work impacts real people's lives."

"Inspiration can be found in the face of a customer who's been waiting for a package."

"Relationships between postal workers and customers are built on trust and reliability."

"Sometimes I find solitude on my route allows me to think about bigger things."

"It's a known fact that Cliff Clavin knows more than just about anybody else in this bar."

"I've got a little problem here. I'm too smart."

"You know, there's a lot of people who think I'm just a mailman, but I'm really a scholar."

"The key to happiness is knowing when to keep your mouth shut."

"I've been to every state in the union, and I can tell you which ones are worth visiting."

"A man's best friend is his knowledge of obscure facts."

"The problem with most people is they don't appreciate the value of good conversation."

"I believe in living life to the fullest and sharing what I know with others."

"Success comes to those who are willing to talk about themselves constantly."

"The truth is, most people just don't have the intellectual capacity I do."

"Courage isn't about facing danger; it's about speaking your mind at all times."

"Change is inevitable, but my opinions remain constant."

"I've learned more from my own thoughts than from any book."

"Time flies when you're having intelligent conversations."

"Freedom means the right to express every single thought that enters your head."

"Peace is achieved through understanding, and I understand everything."

"Nature is fascinating, but not as fascinating as I am."

"Art appreciation requires a certain level of sophistication that few possess."