Cosmo Kramer

"I know kung fu."

"I'm helping!"

"Life is all about the small victories."

"You can't just give up on people."

"I'm developing a system where you can tell a lot about a person by their cologne."

"Giddy up! Let's go!"

"The most important thing is to enjoy the moment."

"I've always been a dreamer, Jerry."

"You gotta love what you do."

"Art is subjective."

"Sometimes a man's gotta take matters into his own hands."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my mind."

"Change is the only constant in life."

"A friend in need is a friend indeed."

"I believe in karma."

"Knowledge is power."

"Don't underestimate people."

"Everything happens for a reason."

"I'm like the Marlboro Man, but with less cancer."

"The body's a wonderland."

"I'm not afraid of anything."

"Money talks, nobody walks."

"You gotta have style."

"I'm a master of my domain."

"Life is about taking chances."

"A man's home is his castle."

"I don't like when people make assumptions about me."

"Sometimes you just gotta roll with it."

"I've got a theory about people."

"Patience is a virtue."