Deadpool

"I'm just a girl in love with a boy asking him to love her back."

"Maximum effort!"

"You're so brave, and stupid. Mostly stupid."

"I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."

"Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness."

"Being dead inside makes it so much easier to be alive on the outside."

"I'm the hero of this story, don't need a love interest to fulfill me."

"Sometimes I just do whatever the voices say."

"You're my favorite person in the world, which says a lot about you."

"I have an incredibly high pain threshold... mostly because I enjoy it."

"The key to a great Maxim shoot is just pretending the camera is a human being."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... or is that just my apartment?"

"Absolutely nothing about you could ever be perfect."

"I'm just a mercenary with a mouth, but I got the girl."

"You make me want to be a better person... to be worthy of you."

"I would find you in any lifetime."

"Truth is, I'm terrified I'll never be good enough."

"I can't feel anything anymore, except for you."

"You're the only thing that makes sense now."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"I will say that staying a virgin is way harder than I thought."

"Great, a fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break... that's like, within a dream."

"My common sense is tingling."

"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her back."

"I'm gonna do whatever I want. I'm gonna live my life."

"The only thing standing between you and success is me... with this sword."

"I will finally be able to achieve what I've always wanted: to die painfully."

"You are my favorite person ever. And you don't even know it yet."

"Time travel is so confusing. I'm just going to ignore it."

"I'm sorry, were you expecting someone with a face? Too bad."