Deadpool

"Chimichangas are the greatest food in the world."

"I have an image to uphold. People are counting on me to be irresponsible and stupid."

"You're gonna have to do better than that if you want to hurt me."

"I would take a bullet for you. Probably several. Maybe a whole round."

"It's not about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."

"I'm not a hero, I'm just a man with really good intentions."

"Humor is my defense mechanism."

"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same."

"I'll find you. In any lifetime, any universe, I will find you."

"You make me want to stay alive."

"I'm gonna make you so wet, you'll feel like a slip and slide."

"To me, you're perfect. Exactly as you are."

"I'm going to do something really stupid, but I'm going to do it with style."

"The best part of waking up is knowing you're still alive."

"I've been hurt before, but this time I'm not going to run."

"You are the only one who sees me, really sees me."

"I don't believe in heroes, but I believe in you."

"Sometimes being broken is what makes you whole."

"I'd rather die trying than live wondering what if."

"Your love is the only thing that makes sense to me."

"I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to do bad things by people who pay me to do bad things."

"With great power comes great responsibility... just kidding, I have no idea what I'm doing."

"Time is the ultimate teacher, but eventually it kills all its students."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."

"I'm not a hero. I'm a mercenary with a moral compass that's broken."

"Death is like a bad relationship - inevitable and messy."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about... just kidding, anonymity is bliss."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess, but I admire it in others."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear; it's looking ridiculous while terrified."

"Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine."