Deadpool

"Justice is just revenge with a badge."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about how many people you can hurt."

"Fear is just adrenaline in a bad mood."

"Power corrupts, but it also makes you look cool."

"Education teaches you facts. Experience teaches you scars."

"Family is like a bullet wound - annoying, but you learn to live with it."

"Kindness is just cruelty wearing a mask. Wait, that's me."

"Truth is like a good weapon - it hurts when you least expect it."

"Freedom is the right to make your own mistakes violently."

"Life is short. Make it entertaining."

"I'm just a man in a suit killing men in suits."

"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."

"Taco Tuesday is the most important meal of the week."

"You're thinking of me when you fall asleep at night? That's the sweetest thing I've never heard."

"Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."

"Friendship is like a good burrito. It's hard to explain and even harder to keep down."

"I tried to die once. Didn't take."

"The key to a great relationship is communication. Also pizza. Always pizza."

"Courage is not the absence of fear. It's being really, really, ridiculously good-looking despite it."

"Change is the only constant, except for my love of chimichangas."

"Education is important, but so is knowing which end of the sword is pointy."

"Knowledge is power. Power is cake. Cake is a lie, but it's delicious."

"Time flies when you're having fun. It also flies when you're being chased by assassins."

"The truth is like a grenade. Sometimes it's better to just let it cook."

"Freedom tastes like cinnamon and sadness."

"Peace is just war taking a bathroom break."

"Nature is beautiful until it tries to kill you."

"Art is subjective. Except my art. That's objectively awesome."

"Science says I shouldn't exist. Science is fun at parties."