Deadpool

"Solitude is great for thinking. I prefer thinking while making explosions."

"Hope is for the hopeless. Fortunately, I'm hopeless."

"Wisdom is knowing you don't know. I know I'm awesome, so I'm not wise."

"The key to life is balance. I balance violence with snark."

"Love is temporary. Bullets are forever."

"Happiness is a warm gun and a sense of humor."

"Success is making enemies regret being born."

"Real friendship means being there when someone needs you. With weapons."

"Family is everything. But so is money. And power. Okay, family is fourth."

"Hope dies last, but murder dies never."

"Courage is being terrified but doing it anyway. Usually while making jokes."

"Change is growth. Growth is painful. Pain is my hobby."

"Education opens doors. I prefer doors that explode."

"Knowledge is power, power is energy, energy is sarcasm. I'm very powerful."

"Time is a construct. I prefer to ignore it while killing people."

"Truth is subjective. My truth involves swords."

"Freedom is priceless. I'd know. I've killed people who tried to price it."

"Peace is boring. War is my peace."

"Nature is cruel. At least we're honest about it."

"Art is expression. I express myself through violence."

"Science explains the world. Murder is the world's best explanation."

"Music to my ears: screaming and explosions."

"Faith is believing without proof. I have proof I exist. Still have faith though."

"Leadership is inspiring people. I inspire through fear."

"Work should be meaningful. Murder is very meaningful."

"Dreams are free. Chimichangas are not."

"Humor masks pain. Pain is hilarious."

"Beauty fades. Scars are forever."

"Death is just life's way of ending things. I'm very good at endings."

"Perseverance means never giving up. I never give up. Also never die."