Deadpool

"Music is the universal language. I speak in bullets."

"Faith is believing in things you can't see. Like my mental stability."

"A good leader knows when to shut up and let the bloodshed speak for itself."

"Work hard, play hard, die hard. Preferably on purpose."

"Dreams are just goals with better special effects."

"Humor is just tragedy plus time plus sarcasm."

"Beauty is pain, and I'm living proof."

"Death and I have a complicated relationship. We keep missing each other."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"Gratitude is the best attitude. Also violence. Violence is great."

"Creativity is intelligence having fun with a loaded gun."

"Justice is a dish best served with maximum collateral damage."

"Patience is a virtue I sold for ammunition."

"Kindness is just weakness leaving the body."

"Strength isn't about muscles. It's about how many people you've killed."

"Fear is just excitement without the context."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Absolute power is awesome."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy swords. Same thing."

"Health is wealth. Also, bullets are wealth. Collect both."

"Adventure is just a fancy word for running and screaming."

"Imagination is the only limit. And gravity. And physics. And good taste."

"Technology is great until it gains sentience and tries to kill you."

"History doesn't repeat, but it sure does rhyme. Usually in blood."

"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody wants answered."

"Literature teaches us that heroes die. I'm just skipping to the ending."

"Politics is a game. I prefer games with guns."

"War is peace. Peace is boredom. Boredom is my enemy."

"Motivation is internal. Also helpful: money and revenge."

"Inspiration comes from the smallest things: a good meal, a better kill."

"Relationships require trust. I have trust issues and weapons."