Deadpool

"Gratitude is underrated. Thank you, random chaos, for this moment."

"Creativity is seeing what others don't. I see very dead people."

"Justice is subjective. My justice involves sharp objects."

"Patience is a virtue. I have vices instead."

"Kindness is returning what was given. I return bullets."

"Strength is overcoming adversity. Or just being immune to it."

"Fear is useful. Fear keeps you alive. Dead people don't fear."

"Power is dangerous. Dangerous is fun."

"Money talks. I prefer when it screams."

"Health is a state of mind. My mind is very healthy. Also very violent."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough. I'm stupid enough."

"Imagination runs wild. So do my victims."

"Technology makes life easier. Swords make endings easier."

"History is written by survivors. I'm very good at surviving."

"Philosophy asks why. I ask how many."

"Literature teaches morality. I skip that part."

"Politics is a lie. So is honesty when you're covered in blood."

"War teaches lessons. Mostly about anatomy."

"Motivation is personal. Mine is revenge. And tacos."

"Inspiration comes from pain. I have plenty to share."

"Relationships need work. I prefer working out. Then working people."

"Solitude is peaceful. Unless you're being chased."

"I'm just a girl in love with a boy asking him to love her back."

"You're my cure and my disease."

"Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."

"Chimichangas. Because I can't pronounce anything else."

"Maximum effort!"

"You're probably thinking, 'this guy in the red suit just turned that building into a fireworks display.' But let me back up."

"Death is imminent. It's like taxes, only messier."

"Somebody hug me!"