Deadpool

"Truth is, I'm probably just a bad influence on you."

"I'm gonna break my foot off in your ass."

"I should go find myself. I'm lost."

"You need to be careful, because my crazy might match your crazy."

"I know that somewhere, a wizard is using a wand to make love to a witch."

"Unicorns. You know how to whistle, don't you?"

"That's my favorite childhood memory."

"I have an itchy trigger finger, and no remorse gland."

"Tacos don't love you when you're drunk."

"I'm a long way from home."

"You're pretty when you're angry."

"I need to find myself."

"This is me on my best behavior."

"You're my happy place."

"Let's make the universe smaller."

"I may be dead, but I'm not dead inside."

"You had me at hello. No wait, you had me at 'kill everyone in the room.'"

"Time is a flat circle of death."

"I'm never leaving without a kiss."

"Luck is a fickle mistress."

"Everyone I know is either dead or wants to kill me."

"Sarcasm and violence. My love language."

"This is a perfect moment. Let me ruin it."

"I see you have chosen death by Deadpool."

"Science nerds are super hot."

"Faith is the belief in things unseen. My faith is in bullets."

"I'm going to take my time with this one."

"You can't kill me. I'm already dead inside."

"Freedom. It tastes like bullets."

"Being insane isn't a handicap. It's an advantage."