Who said "Everyone I know is either dead or wants to kill me."?

This quote is attributed to Deadpool.

Everyone I know is either dead or wants to kill me. - Deadpool

"Everyone I know is either dead or wants to kill me."

Deadpool Truth

"I'm just a girl in love with a boy asking him to love her back."

"Maximum effort!"

"You're so brave, and stupid. Mostly stupid."

"I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."