Deadpool

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. But have you ever seen us in the same room?"

"Love is a many-bullet'd thing."

"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I'm not done with you yet."

"Friendship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."

"Hope is dangerous. I love it."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear. It's looking really good while being terrified."

"The real power is in the moment."

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"Beauty and danger are old friends."

"I'm not ugly. I'm just beautifully broken."

"Trust me. I'm a professional... at improvising."

"I solve problems. And by solve, I mean make them explode."

"The pen is mightier than the sword. But less fun."

"Politics: where everyone lies and nobody wins."

"War is hell. I prefer it to Mondays."

"Inspiration is like caffeine. Sometimes you need a lot."

"I'm a lover and a fighter. Mostly a fighter. Okay, only a fighter."

"Solitude is nice. Less people to annoy."

"Nature is beautiful. Also, full of things that want to kill you."

"I have a skill. It involves pain."

"Patience. Not my strong suit. Violence is."

"Gratitude is overrated. Vengeance is better."

"Creative problem solving: make it a bigger problem."

"Justice is a dish best served while wearing red spandex."

"I'm like Pinocchio, except I'm not a real boy and my nose is wooden for a different reason."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I'd kill everyone in the box."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."

"The key to a great relationship is communication. And maybe some tacos."

"Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."

"I'm not a hero. I'm a paid assassin with questionable hygiene."