Deadpool

"Peace is boring. War is better."

"Nature is beautiful, except for spiders and responsibilities."

"Art is subjective, except when it involves blood spatters."

"Science proves what I already know: I'm awesome."

"History is written by the winners, and I plan to win."

"Philosophy is just overthinking things I do without thinking."

"Literature is like a good friend. Better if you don't understand it."

"Politics is a four-letter word. That's five letters. Politics sucks."

"War is where I feel most alive, which says something sad about me."

"Motivation is easy when your motivation is money and violence."

"Inspiration comes to those who wait, unlike bullets."

"Solitude is perfect for thinking about things you'd rather not."

"Technology is great until it turns on you. Like me."

"My family didn't understand me, but guns do."

"Every monster is just someone who didn't get a break."

"You can't choose your family, but you can choose your murder buddies."

"Love the ones you're with, especially if they're armed."

"Success is just luck, and luck is just being in the right place at the right time to kill someone."

"The truth is painful, like most things I experience."

"Freedom is the right to do what you want, within reason. I never reason."

"Death is not the end, it's just the beginning of not paying taxes."

"Patience is a virtue I'm going to die without."

"Kindness gets you killed, but it looks good on a resume."

"Real strength is knowing when to walk away. I never know this."

"Power is loving what you do and doing what you love. I love violence."

"Health is a state of mind I can't afford to have."

"Every adventure starts with a mistake and a lot of luck."

"Dreams are like goals, except you actually accomplish them."

"Hope is the only currency worth more than money."

"Beauty isn't about appearance; it's about what you do with a katana."