Dean Pelton

"I'm not a human being, I'm a dean being."

"You're all my children, and I love you very much."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea what's going on."

"That's the problem with idealism. It sounds great in theory."

"I need you to take me seriously."

"This school means everything to me."

"I'm not going to let anything happen to Greendale."

"Sometimes you have to take a risk to get what you want."

"I care about my students, even when they drive me crazy."

"Education is the most important thing we have."

"Change is scary, but necessary."

"Success isn't just about grades, it's about growth."

"I believe in second chances."

"Friendship is what makes life worth living."

"You have to be true to yourself."

"Hard work pays off in the end."

"Every student has potential if you believe in them."

"Life is about making connections with people."

"I'm not just a dean, I'm a visionary."

"Sometimes the best lessons come from failure."

"I will always stand up for what's right."

"Greendale is more than a school, it's a family."

"You can't let fear hold you back."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"Creativity is what drives innovation."

"I'm committed to making a difference."

"True strength comes from within."

"Never give up on your dreams."

"I appreciate everything my staff does for me."

"Power comes with responsibility."