Edith Bunker

"Everything has its proper way of being done."

"I've lived according to my values."

"A woman should keep her home clean and organized."

"I believe in following the rules of society."

"Young people need guidance and discipline."

"I don't see any harm in the old ways."

"God helps those who help themselves."

"I've always done what was expected of me."

"The Lord never gives us more than we can bear."

"I believe in loyalty to one's family."

"A woman's duty is sacred and important."

"I've tried my best to be a good wife and mother."

"Everything is changing, and I don't like it."

"I trust in the goodness of our country."

"A person should know their place in life."

"I believe in honesty and straightforwardness."

"My family means everything to me."

"I don't hold with anything that's immoral."

"Oh my stars and garters!"

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and Archie's stomach is mighty big."

"I don't know much about politics, but I know what I like."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, especially when the dog is Archie."

"A woman's place is in the home, taking care of her family and her man."

"I always say, if you're going to worry, worry about something worth worrying about."

"Life is what happens while you're making other plans."

"A good marriage is like a good pot roast - it takes time and patience."

"I never understood all that women's lib business. I'm happy right here."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure does make things easier."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, and sometimes I wish He'd explain Himself."

"You know what they say - you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs."