Elaine Benes

"I'm a jobless bum."

"You know, we're living in a society!"

"I don't have the energy to pretend to like people."

"Sometimes I think people just don't understand me."

"Life is too short to spend it with boring people."

"I need a man who can appreciate my sense of humor."

"Why do men always assume we want to talk about our feelings?"

"You can't just go through life letting things happen to you."

"I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."

"Real life is messy and complicated."

"I don't need a man to complete me."

"Why is everyone so obsessed with getting married?"

"I work hard and I deserve good things."

"Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself."

"People are so predictable, it's scary."

"I'm not interested in dating another loser."

"Why do we always end up back where we started?"

"Life is full of small disappointments."

"I appreciate honesty, even if it hurts."

"Why can't people just say what they mean?"

"I'm tired of playing games."

"Good friends are hard to come by."

"You have to be yourself, whatever that means."

"Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing."

"I don't understand why people are so shallow."

"Real beauty comes from within."

"I'm not going to waste my time on negativity."

"Why do we always want what we can't have?"

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"I need someone who gets my jokes."