Elaine Benes

"I can't believe I'm crying over a shoe."

"That's a woman's prerogative."

"I'm such a pig sometimes."

"You're a bad man! A very bad man!"

"I could get into this guy."

"That's ridiculous. Completely ridiculous."

"Why don't you come over for dinner?"

"I hate my job. I hate my apartment. I hate my life."

"You know, this is nice. We should do this more often."

"I'm a big fan of yours."

"This is a good thing."

"Get out of my apartment!"

"You can't handle the truth!"

"I feel great! I feel alive!"

"This is crazy. You're crazy."

"I need a vacation."

"That's not a joke!"

"I'm the prettiest, smartest woman in New York."

"You're hopeless. You're all hopeless."

"I love the holidays."

"This is what I'm talking about."

"You know what your problem is?"

"I'm breaking up with you."

"That's so wrong on so many levels."

"I can't believe you did that."

"That's amazing!"

"You know, I think we're onto something here."

"This is the best moment of my life."

"I'm taking back my life."

"That's not very nice."