Eric Forman

"I'm not gonna say I told you so, but... I told you so."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Burn!"

"My foot in your ass!"

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"You know what? I don't need this. I'm outta here."

"Dumbass."

"This is gonna suck."

"I'm Eric Forman, and I'm awesome."

"Fez, you're a moron."

"Jackie, you're such a ditz."

"Why do you always have to be such a bitch?"

"I can't believe I'm related to you."

"This is the worst day of my life."

"I'm gonna be cool."

"You guys are my best friends."

"I love you guys."

"That's so cool."

"What's up?"

"I'm gonna go get a beer."

"Do you want to make out?"

"I'm not gonna cry."

"This sucks."

"I'm smarter than I look."

"Nobody understands me."

"I'm gonna be somebody."

"That's lame."

"I can't believe this is happening."

"You're killing me."

"This is insane."