Eric Forman

"I'm the foot fucking master."

"That's my name, don't wear it out."

"My foot, in your ass."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass and kick it!"

"Donna, you're my favorite person in the whole world."

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna go watch TV."

"You know what the problem is? You think too much."

"I'm gonna be honest with you—I have no idea what's going on."

"Red, you're killing me here."

"That's just, like, your opinion, man."

"I'm too cool for this conversation."

"Why do I even bother trying?"

"I've learned so much today, and not all of it was bad."

"What's the deal with that?"

"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

"You can't just run away from your problems."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"I swear I'm not that stupid."

"That's a load of bull."

"I'm just trying to figure things out, okay?"

"You know what? I don't care anymore."

"I'm gonna do what I want, when I want."

"That's the beauty of friendship—you don't have to explain yourself."

"Sometimes you just gotta let loose and have fun."

"I'm not gonna apologize for being me."

"The world doesn't revolve around you, buddy."

"I've made some pretty stupid decisions in my life."

"You gotta learn from your mistakes."

"I'm not the brightest bulb in the box."

"Why do we even go to school? It's a waste of time."