"I just wanna be happy, is that too much to ask?"
Happiness
"You're my best friend, and I love you, man."
Friendship
"I'm gonna do better, I promise."
Motivation
"That's the lamest thing I've ever heard."
Humor
"I don't need anyone's permission to be myself."
Freedom
"Life's an adventure—you just gotta go with the flow."
Adventure
"I'm not perfect, but I'm trying."
Perseverance
"Sometimes the best moments are the simplest ones."
Beauty
"I've learned more from my friends than I ever did in school."
Friendship
"No matter what happens, we'll always have each other's backs."
"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"
Humor
"Burn!"
Humor
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Humor
"My foot in your ass!"
Humor
"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!"
Courage
"Okay, okay, okay."
Patience
"Dumbass!"
Humor
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
Love
"You know what? I don't care anymore."
Freedom
"This is gonna be so cool."
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
Strength
"I'm an idiot."
Truth
"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"
Relationships
"That's so lame."
"I'm gonna be a badass."
Dreams
"You're such a loser."
Humor
"What a dope."
Humor
"I can't believe I'm stuck here with you people."
Friendship
"Let's get wasted!"
Adventure
"I rule."