Eric Idle

"Always look on the bright side of life"

"Life is what you make it"

"You must always face the curtain with a bow"

"Nothing to be done about it"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you"

"The universe doesn't care about your plans"

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible"

"What's the point of being an adult if you can't act childish"

"Life is a Terminal disease"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy comedy"

"Always look for the funny side of life"

"Creativity is intelligence having fun"

"The answer is 42"

"I'd far rather be happy than right"

"Life is too short to be serious"

"When you're dead you don't know about it"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

"Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying"

"What's the use of trying to be positive when you're actually miserable"

"The person who can laugh at themselves will never be bored"

"Art should challenge the status quo"

"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke"

"Dreams are where reality gets lazy"

"True friendship requires no words"

"Change is the only constant in comedy"

"Education is the most powerful tool you can use to change the world"

"Knowledge without application is just noise"

"Time is a river flowing to eternity"

"Truth is stranger than fiction"