Estelle Costanza

"I'm absolutely beside myself!"

"You better watch your tone with me!"

"This is the worst day of my life!"

"I don't want to hear another word!"

"You're breaking every rule in the book!"

"What are you, an idiot?"

"This is completely unforgivable!"

"I'm so frustrated I could scream!"

"You'll never learn, will you?"

"That's all I needed today!"

"I'm wearing a bra!"

"Serenity now!"

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!"

"You can't just show up at someone's house!"

"Frank, you're scaring us!"

"I like to keep my life simple."

"A woman knocking on the door... I'm very excited!"

"The most important thing is the name on the building!"

"I'm a Yankees fan!"

"You know, we're not so different, you and I."

"I'm telling you, there's gold in there!"

"Why does everything have to be a big production?"

"I've got a system!"

"These young people... they don't know how to live!"

"Frank Costanza here..."

"Life is about the simple things."

"I'm not giving up my window seat!"

"You've got to put yourself out there!"