Eustace Bagge

"I deserve better than this life!"

"Stop making that infernal noise!"

"Your stupidity knows no bounds!"

"I've had it up to here with you!"

"Nothing ever goes right for me."

"This is absolutely ridiculous!"

"I want nothing to do with your problems."

"Every day brings new calamity."

"Why must you be so incompetent?"

"That's the last straw!"

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

"This is costing me valuable time and money!"

"You're going to bankrupt me!"

"I built my life on hard work, not handouts."

"Stop your incessant whining!"

"You bring nothing but misery to my doorstep."

"Get that creature away from me!"

"My nerves can't take much more of this!"

"I don't have time for your nonsense!"

"Why is this happening to me again?"

"That's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard!"

"I'm a respectable man with standards!"

"You're making a mockery of my home!"

"I've tried everything! Nothing works!"

"This is utterly unacceptable!"

"Why must I be cursed with such bad luck?"

"That dog is nothing but a burden."

"I don't want your gratitude or your problems!"

"This is what I get for trying to be decent."

"Why can't things ever be normal?"