"That mutt better not scratch my furniture."Money
"Why must I suffer so?"Perseverance
"Don't bother me with your problems, dog."Solitude
"I earned my peace and quiet."Peace
"Stop sniffing around my business!"Freedom
"A man's home is his castle."Strength
"I don't have time for your foolishness."Time
"That's what I get for being nice."Kindness
"Muriel, control that beast!"Family
"I've seen enough weirdness to last a lifetime."
"That dog brings nothing but bad luck."Fear
"Why must fate torment me so?"Philosophy
"I pay the bills around here!"Power
"Get away before you cost me money!"Money
"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."Education
"I demand respect in my own home!"Leadership
"Nonsense and poppycock!"Truth
"Leave me alone to die in peace."Solitude
"I'm a patient man, but there are limits."Patience
"This is all your fault, you fleabag!"
"I didn't come this far to give up now."Perseverance
"My life has been nothing but chaos since you arrived."Change
"I value my solitude above all things."Peace
"What would I do without Muriel?"Love
"That dog is a walking disaster."Humor
"I've earned my rest and relaxation."Work
"Beauty is wasted on the ignorant."Art
"Knowledge is something fools don't possess."Knowledge
"History teaches us to avoid mistakes."History
"I have no faith in miracles."Faith