Felix Unger

"There is always hope, even when your roommate is a complete slob."

"It takes courage to live with someone who doesn't understand the value of a clean home."

"Change begins with one small act of organization."

"Knowledge is power, especially when it comes to the proper way to fold a napkin."

"Education teaches us many things, but respect for others teaches us discipline."

"Time is precious and should never be wasted on unnecessary mess."

"The truth is that cleanliness is next to godliness."

"Freedom doesn't mean the freedom to be messy."

"Peace of mind comes from knowing everything is in its place."

"Nature teaches us balance and harmony, lessons we should apply at home."

"Art requires an appreciation for beauty and careful attention to detail."

"There is a science to living well with others."

"Music soothes the soul, but only if played at reasonable volumes."

"I have faith that people can change their slovenly ways."

"A leader sets the example through proper conduct and cleanliness."

"Work is important, but so is leaving your desk organized at day's end."

"Dreams are wonderful, but they shouldn't prevent you from doing your dishes."

"Humor is fine, but not at the expense of a clean living room."

"Beauty is found in order and symmetry."

"Even in contemplating death, we should leave our affairs in order."

"Perseverance means continuing to maintain standards no matter the obstacles."

"Gratitude means appreciating those who help keep your home tidy."

"Creativity flourishes in an organized environment."

"Justice requires that everyone pull their weight in household chores."

"Patience is a virtue, especially when dealing with sloppy roommates."

"Kindness doesn't excuse you from basic decency in shared spaces."

"True strength is shown through discipline and self-control."

"I fear a life lived without standards or purpose."

"Power comes from knowing what you want and maintaining it properly."

"Money is important, but it won't buy you peace of mind without order."