Felix Unger

"This is what happens when you let things slide."

"I'm doing this for your own good."

"Order brings peace to the soul."

"You can't possibly be comfortable like this."

"I have my routine, and it keeps me sane."

"Everything must be just so."

"Disorder leads to chaos, Oscar."

"I'm simply trying to maintain basic human decency."

"A man has to have some pride in his surroundings."

"This is unbearable. I simply cannot bear it."

"I'm not being difficult, I'm being practical."

"You need structure in your life, Oscar."

"These things matter. They truly do."

"I've worked too hard to let things fall apart now."

"There's a right way and a wrong way to do everything."

"I simply cannot ignore what I see before me."

"Respect yourself, Oscar. Just a little bit."

"We all have a responsibility to ourselves."

"I'm not asking for much, just basic civility."

"Good things come to those who are prepared."

"I take pride in the little things."

"You can't possibly expect people to respect you like this."

"I'm doing the best I can here, Oscar."

"A person's home reflects their character."

"Habits are formed by repetition and discipline."

"I simply will not compromise on this matter."

"There are standards, and then there are... whatever this is."

"One must maintain a certain decorum."

"I'm being reasonable. You're being impossible."

"These small gestures mean everything."