Fez

"Good things come to those who wait."

"I'm a lover, not a fighter."

"The best things in life are free."

"I'm a smooth criminal."

"Let the good times roll, man."

"I got the magic touch."

"Life's too short for drama."

"I'm Fez, and I'm fabulous."

"Be creative, be yourself."

"Nothing is impossible if you try."

"I make my own destiny."

"Treat people right, man."

"Love conquers all."

"I'm ready for anything, baby."

"Good friends stay forever."

"This is where the fun is."

"Fez gets what Fez wants."

"Keep it real, always."

"I'm unforgettable, man."

"Life rewards the bold."

"Beauty fades, but personality stays."

"Hello, I am Fez. I love America and all the women in it."

"Life is like a disco ball - it spins around and reflects the light in many directions."

"You know what they call a happy man? A man with good friends and a basement to hang in."

"My friend, success is when you make it big in America and everyone knows your name."

"Friendship is like a good song - you never want it to end."

"The key to love is to be honest, unless the truth will get you in trouble."

"Man, I tell you what - staying true to yourself is the hardest thing to do."

"Education is important, but having fun is more importanter."

"When life gets you down, you know what you do? You go to the basement."