Frank Costanza

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"Giddy up!"

"The sea was angry that day, my friend."

"I think I can get my life together. I think I can."

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."

"I'm a bro, a man's man. I can sink a basket."

"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY! We're supposed to act in a CERTAIN way!"

"Serenity now!"

"I'm like a man possessed when I'm in that mode."

"The jerk store called. They're running out of you."

"I'm at my best when things are at their worst."

"If you park in a spot, that spot is yours. It's not a first come, first served thing."

"Feats of strength!"

"I'm telling you, I'm at the top of my game."

"I would never do anything to hurt anybody... unless they really deserved it."

"I've got a goldfish. I feed it every day. I don't know why I bother, it's a stupid little fish."

"Let me tell you something about myself. I am someone you should not mess with."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I haven't even begun to peak."

"My brain is on fire!"

"Art imitates life. I don't know who said that first."

"I'm developing a sense of smell."

"That's it. I'm done. Finito."

"I'm gonna try something here. I'm just going to start being frank with women."

"Women love bald men. Bald men are distinguished."

"This is one for the books."

"I went to the store, I bought some gum. I asked the guy how much was the gum. He said a nickel."

"I'm calling a little timeout here."

"These people, they're animals!"