"You gotta have confidence in yourself! You gotta believe in yourself!"Motivation
"I'm a master of the nap."Humor
"The problem is you're everything that's wrong with people today."
"I've done a lot of things in my life, George, but I've never been a marine biologist."Dreams
"Every relationship I've ever been in has ended because of me. There's a pattern."
"I think I'm having a stroke."Health
"My wallet is missing!"
"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"Wisdom
"I'm actually a genius."
"I haven't eaten since yesterday."
"I've done the calculation. It's mathematically impossible for us to get together."
"You know, we're all pretty much the same anyway."Philosophy
"I once knew a man from Peru."Humor
"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"
"All right, let's go. Let's go right now."
"I'm out. You're on your own."
"Why does it have to be so complicated?"
"I have these dreams where I'm back in high school."Dreams
"I'm not too proud to grovel."
"I feel the walls closing in on me."
"This is my move. This is my signature move."
"Giddy up, baby!"
"I've got a lot of nervous energy."
"You think I'm just gonna sit here and listen to you complain about your life?"Friendship
"I'm living in a furnace!"
"That's the beauty of it."
"Believe me, I'm not stupid. I'm not savvy."
"I've got a system."
"Why am I like this?"
"I'm gonna tell you something about myself."