Frank Rossitano

"Dreams are just your brain processing your day."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Death is the only honest thing that happens to us."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a good PR team."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before you lose it."

"Creativity is just connecting dots that shouldn't go together."

"Justice is whatever the strongest person says it is."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Kindness is just enlightened self-interest."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about not crying in public."

"Fear keeps us alive, so embrace it."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys beer."

"Health is just a slow death."

"Adventure is where you are lost and don't care."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Technology ruins everything it touches."

"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention the first time."

"Philosophy is asking the same questions and pretending the answers are new."

"Literature is dead. Movies killed it."

"Politics is just a popularity contest for adults."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails completely."

"Motivation is temporary, discipline is forever."

"Inspiration comes from suffering."

"Relationships are 90% compromise and 10% regret."

"Solitude is just loneliness with better PR."

"I've made peace with my failures."

"Happiness is a myth invented by greeting card companies."

"You can't change who you are, only who you pretend to be."