Garrison

"Life is a competition, and I'm always in first place."

"Love is for people who don't understand leverage."

"Wisdom comes from experience, and I've had plenty of both."

"Happiness is success, and success is happiness - for me at least."

"The only friendship that matters is mutual profit."

"Family loyalty means they work for me without complaining."

"Hope is what losers cling to when they can't succeed."

"I've changed my positions more times than I can remember."

"Education in business school taught me to fake confidence."

"Knowledge is power, and I hoard both like a dragon."

"Time management means doing whatever I want whenever I want."

"The truth is flexible when you have money and lawyers."

"Freedom means I can say whatever I want without consequences."

"Peace is boring - conflict is where the action is."

"Nature is something you develop and make into a business."

"Art is only valuable if it makes me money."

"Science is just a tool for those smart enough to use it."

"Music? I only listen to the sound of my own success."

"Faith in myself is all I need - and possibly my lawyers."

"A leader is someone people fear and respect in equal measure."

"Work-life balance is a myth invented by the weak."

"My dreams are bigger than most people's entire lives."

"I laugh, but only at people less successful than me."

"Beauty is objective, and I'm objectively the most beautiful."

"Death will have to wait its turn in line behind my empire."

"I persevere because failure is not an option I recognize."

"Gratitude is thanking myself for being so amazing."

"I create opportunities by crushing the competition."

"Justice is served cold, and I serve it in ice."

"Patience? I've been patient for five minutes already."